Last week Zimbabwe’s Global Political Agreement (GPA) turned one year old. The GPA was negotiated as a political compromise following the violence and contested elections of March-June 2008. And how did the proud parents (the Southern African Development Community, or SADC, which brokered and now guarantees the agreement) and family members (President Mugabe of ZANU-PF, Prime Minister Tsvangirai of MDC-T and Deputy Prime Minister Mutambara of MDC-M) celebrate this milestone? Well, they didn’t. But since every birthday should be commemorated, here’s my retrospective on the year. In haiku.
Mugabe no sign
Gono, Tomana stay on
No rule of law yet
Abuse rise, fall, rise
WOZA beat, arrest
NGOs out, in, threatened
Cholera kills quick
Doctors, teachers strike two times
Still not enough food
Mugabe birthday
MDC turns 10, remain in GNU?
Press opens slightly
Bank, “yes, stole money”
Bank pays money back in poo
Zim struggles for aid
Inflation down, good
Can’t get dollars for food, bad
Unemployment same
Tribunal withdraw
Diamonds, companies stolen
Parliament new vote
Constitution 2010?
Zim turns 30 in 2010, big party?
Growing pains to come